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Nilipita na mboch juu mke wangu alikuwa analala na trouser (AUDIO)

Jamaa kwa jina Charles alifichua jinsi mkewe alimfanyia masaibu hadi ikambidi alale na mjakazi wao, almaarufu mboch.

Kulingana na Charles, siku moja aliporudi nyumbani kutoka kazini alimpata mkewe akiwa amenuna. Alipofanya juhudi ya kujua chanzo cha hayo mkewe hakuzungumza naye kwa siku tatu.

My hubby used to sneak out of bed to smash the mboch – Narrates Kenyan woman (AUDIO)

Katika siku hizo tatu, mkewe alikuwa analala huku akiwa amevalia suruali ndefu na isitoshe alikuwa analala akiwa ameangalia upande wa ukuta.

Jambo hilo lilimkasirisha na hapo akaamua kumtongoza mjakazi wao ili atafute suluhisho la tabia za mkewe.

Akisimulia, Charles alisema kuwa mkewe aligundua na hapo akawaleta wazee wa kanisa nyumbani kwao kutatua shida zao. Hapo walizungumza na tangia siku hiyo tabia zake zilibadilika.

Jambo Massawe: Bwanangu alinipea notice nihame

Soma usimulizi wake.

Kuna siku nilikuwa naingia kwa nyumba na mtu amenuna kama mandazi, najaribu kumuongelesha haongei. Haya ikifika wakati wa kupumzika anavaa longi na anaangalia kwa ukuta.

Nikajaribu kama siku tatu mtu haniongeleshi, sasa mimi nikaambia msichana wa kazi kama ni mbaya wacha iwe mbaya ili suluhisho ipatikane. Na suluhisho ilipatikana. 

Nililala na msichana wa kazi vizuri sana ndani ya nyumba yangu wakati mke wangu alikuwa ameenda job na watoto walikuwa shuleni.

Kanisa ikaja kwa nyumba na nikauliza wachungaji analalaje na nguo, shida ni nini? Anavaa nguo kwani anaenda kazini?

Kutoka siku hiyo aliomba msamaha na akasema hatarudia na msichana wa kazi tukamfuta kazi. Siku hizi anavaa suti aliyozaliwa nayo.

Jambo Massawe: Rafiki ya mume wangu alinitoa kwangu na kunioa

PATANISHO: Mume wangu huniita scare crow

Claire alituma ujumbe akisema angependa kupatanishwa na mumewe bwana Joseph.

“Huyu mzee wangu tunakosana kila wakati kwani huwa ananishuku kuwa nina mpango wa kando lakini ni ukweli ninaye.” Alisema Claire huku akidai kuwa anataka tu kumuomba mumewe msamaha.

PATANISHO: Mila na desturi zetu hazituruhusu kubembeleza mwanamke!

Nataka tu kumuomba msamaha kwani yeye huja kwa boma na ananiita scare crow huku akinitusi matusi kali kali mengine siwezi sema hewani.”Aliongeza huku akidai mumewe humchukulia kama mtoto kwa nyumba.

“Huyo mpango wangu wa kando ni wa kuzungumza tu naye lakini hakuna chochote ambacho nimewahi fanya naye.” Alisema.

Patanisho: Niliharibu ndoa ya kijana wangu baada ya kuenda kwa mganga

Wawili hao wamekuwa kwa ndoa ya miaka miwili na wamejaliwa watoto wawili pamoja.

Juhudi zetu za kumtafuta bwana Joseph hazikufua dafu.

PATANISHO: Mke wangu ameavya mimba mbili akiogopa kufutwa kazi na muhindi

People think I just woke up in SportPesa and made a lot of money – Ronald Karauri

Most young people think that getting to the top is an easy job but what they don’t know is that there’s a lot of work that is put into it.

Betting has been one activity that many people have been part of or better yet involved themselves into.

Yes, you bet on right about any other game but is that what your life is all about? I don’t think so.

SportPesa CEO Ronald Karauri.

So there’s this one guy you have entrusted with your money and he has worked so hard to make sure your money doesn’t go to waste.

Just like any other human, he has toiled to make ends meet and that’s why you can go home and smiling because you know your money is safe.

But do you know who this man is or how he got to the top? Most probably you don’t.

Let’s see what you know about him.

You might know him as the CEO of SportPesa; the one betting company that you willingly entrust with your money but he has some advice on how to make it as a ground entrepreneur.

Speaking to the Star, Ronald Karauri shone some light on being a young entrepreneur and what he actually did to get to the top.

His clear advice on being an entrepreneur is that nothing comes easy, something that many young people think it’s a walk in the park.

“The biggest thing selling right now is people giving tips on how to succeed, how to make money and all that. The biggest thing I want to tell young people is nothing is easy, it takes a lot of time.

People think I just woke up in SportPesa and made a lot of money, but they don’t realise is that I’m an A student from Mang’u, I became a pilot and flew planes for 10 years.

I had some businesses which failed but everything has its time. When you have your business, put all your focus into it and you will succeed. It has to be something that you know.

Don’t venture into something you don’t know. Sometimes as Kenyans what we do is follow the crowd. You hear this has money- let me start my own company. If you have something that you really know how to do, you can invest in it, put all your time and I have no doubt that you will succeed but it’s not easy especially entrepreneurship.

Gor Mahia Striker Jacques Tuyisenge with SportPesa CEO Ronald Karauri and AU Special Envoy Raila Odinga during a past match.

Gor Mahia Striker Jacques Tuyisenge with SportPesa CEO Ronald Karauri and AU Special Envoy Raila Odinga during a past match. 
Image: COURTESY

It is a really hard road and a big risk to take. People should be aware that it’s never easy, it takes time and even for us, as I told you, we are still building and trying to get regulation right. With entrepreneurship, you need to be ready to take the risk and have long sleepless nights.”

Many young people think that failure is not an option and they must succeed in everything they do, but Karauri begs to differ.

Having started as a pilot 10 years ago (I bet you didn’t know he was one) he had massive responsibilities that came with his job and most part of it he was stressed out because of the things that came with being a leader.

“For most of my life, even when I went into flying, the challenges were not as big as I thought. My biggest challenge came when I was the CEO of the pilots association- you can see what is happening at Kenya Airways right now. I could not control any of those challenges and I was very stressed, but it was a big learning point for me because moving forward you know how to deal with it. It gave me insomnia but if I had had those failures before, it would have helped me shape how to face those challenges and balance everything so that you are not so stressed.”

So is failure an option?

“I think failure is so important because once you wake up from that failure, you might never fall down again.”

‘Natembea na leso’ mwanaume asema baada ya kunyofolewa Kakamega

Mwanamume wa miaka thelathini kutoka eneo la navakholo kaunti ya Kakamega analilia haki kutoka kwa serikali baada ya kundi la watu kumvamia na kumnyofoa sehemu zake za siri kasha kutoweka

Alfred sifuna nyongesa amesema anaisha kwa machungu na hata kuachwa na mkewe kufuatia kitendo hicho ile hali waliomvamia ni watu kutoka eneo hilo na ado wanamtishia maisha.

Watu walinisalimia kwa njia, wakanichukuwa wakanibeba wakanishika shingo wakanikata siri, waka chukuwa shilingi zangu mianane hamsini, natembea na leso, sasa hata mtu akiniona anastuka ni huyu ametairishwa ama na sehemu zangu zilienda. Sasa sijui walipeleka wapi. 

bib yangu ametoroka, hata watot wanatembea huku wakiranda randa.

‘You are some f****ts’ : PSG considering legal action against Evra after homophobic rant

Patrice Evra could face legal action from Paris Saint-Germain over a homophobic rant at the French club following their Champions League defeat to Manchester United.

The former United defender appeared in a video filmed in a taxi and posted on social media on Monday in which he taunted PSG over their exit from the last 16.

Responding in French to a fan, the 37-year-old aimed homophobic insults at PSG as he described their players as ‘f****ts’ and ‘p*****s’ for losing to an injury-hit United team a fortnight ago.

Patrice Evra could be in hot water after he launched a foul-mouthed homophobic rant at PSG

In the clip, he calls PSG's players 'f****ts' and p*****s' - and the club are considering legal action

He added: ‘This is Manchester. Stop going off on one and supporting a team that will never win anything.

‘Even my cousin who is in the front (of the car) is p****d off. We played with the D team, the D team! Not even C (and) we sorted you out.

‘Hey, kids were playing (for United), the ones who used to clean my boots. They don’t even have sperm (yet).’ Evra, who won the Champions League and five Premier League titles during an eight-and-a-half year career at United, also reignited a spat with his former France and Monaco teammate Jerome Rothen, threatening to ‘f***ing slap you in the face’.

Rothen had accused Evra of disrespect for celebrating wildly in the directors’ box at Parc des Princes with Paul Pogba – who was suspended for the second leg – after Marcus Rashford’s late penalty put United into the quarter-finals on away goals.

PSG are understood to be taking legal advice over Evra’s outburst and issued a statement on Tuesday condemning it.

It read: ‘Paris Saint-Germain firmly condemns the homophobic slurs uttered by Patrice Evra against the club, its representatives and its former player (Rothen).

‘The words have shocked the heart of this club, which is attached to values of respect and being open with one another.’

PSG have also contacted United over the issue although there was no official comment from Old Trafford because Evra is not employed by the club.

However, Old Trafford sources moved to distance United from his comments, insisting they do not condone his choice of language and stressing that he was not speaking on behalf of the club.

-Dailymail

Posh city cars using motorbike number plates impounded

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has impounded high end vehicles that have been using motorbike registration numbers believed to have been stolen.

See pictures of the two vehicles below.

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DCI says the Range Rover (KBN 591A) and Mercedes Benz (KBG 330E) were recovered from the home of a Nairobi City County official on Tuesday.

ange rover using boda registartion

DCI detectives also recovered two other pairs of number plates (KCR 985U & KCR 196P) which had been kept in the boot of the Mercedes Benz.

range rver using boda registration 3(2)(1)(1)

The 6 people arrested over sh2b fake currency in Barclays Bank

Flying Squad officers have intercepted Sh2 billion in fake currency at Barclays Bank, Queensway branch in Nairobi.

Police sources said the owners were using the money to con people.

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“It’s fake and was found inside a safe in the bank,” the sources said adding that they are currently investigating the matter.

The bank in a statement said a customer who holds a personal safe deposit box at our Queensway branch was the one intercepted.

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“Police are currently investigating the contents of his safe deposit box. We are assisting the authorities to investigate this matter fully,” Barclays said.

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The six suspects are:- Dr. Erick Adede-Owner of the Box, Mr. Ahmed Shah- Fake Investor, Ms. Elizabeth Muthoni, Ms. Irene Wairimu Kimani, Mr. Boaz Ochich – Bank official, Mr. Charles Manzi – Bank official.

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Also held for statement recording is a witness who would have been conned.

 

Kakamega Woman MP opposes plans to kill three of the quintuplets born last week

Kakamega Woman Representative Elsie Muhanda has cautioned against plans to kill three of five children delivered by a woman in the county last week.
Muhanda dismissed as outdated the traditional believes by a section of the luhya community that only two of the children should be allowed to live.

 

She is calling for support to the family of Everlyne Namukhula who delivered the five children.

Congratulations: Mama kutoka Kakamega kujifungua mapacha watano

Namukuhula has also opposed the traditional believes requiring that three of her children be killed.

Ilikuwaje: Caleb Onyango asimulia jinsi mkewe alipata ajali akiwa mja mzito

Jamaa kwa jina Caleb Onyango ambaye ni mzaliwa wa Kisumu ndiye aliyekuwa mgeni wetu katika kitengo cha Ilikuwaje na Massawe Japanni.

Onyango alisimulia kuwa maisha yake yalibadilika baada ya mkewe kupata ajali huku akiwa na uja uzito wa miezi mitatu.

Alisimulia kuwa kwa bahati na mapenzi yake mungu, licha ya mkewe kuvunjwa mifupa, mimba ile haikuguzwa lakini sasa inambidi asalie nyumbani ili amtunze mkewe.

Ilikuaje: Nilifanyiwe mke nikiwa miaka 16 – Kiambu MCA Mercy Nungari

Alisema: Tarehe kumi na saba Januari mwaka huu, mke wangu kwa jina Catherine Wanjiru aligongwa na gari na akapata majeraha baada ya gari lile kumlalia. Wakati huo alikuwa mja mzito.

Nikipata habari nilikuwa nyumbani na ndipo nilipigiwa simu baaada ya wasamaria wema kumpeleka hospitalini.

Kimiujiza mimba yenyewe haikuguswa katika ile ajali na nadhani lile tukio lilibadilisha maisha yetu.

Sasa hivi mke wangu yupo nyumbani na anaendelea na matibabu, atafanyiwa upasuaji mtoto akiwa na miezi nane kwani daktari alisema hataweza kujifungua kivyake.

Ilikuaje: Sijawahi sikia pengo ya kutokuwa na baba mzazi – Mammito

Aliongeza akisema kuwa ajali ile iliumiza mfupa wa pelvic na sasa mkewe hawezi fanya kazi na sasa hushinda amelala.

Alidai kuwa aliyesababisha ile ajali ni kama alikuwa mlevi na alikuwa anahepa kugonga gari la abiria na hapo akamgonga. Alipomgonga gari ilianguka kwa mtaro huku mkewe akiwa chini ya gari.

Kama ni kwenda msalani mimi ndiye humsaidia licha ya watu kuniambia kuwa nafaa kumtenga mke wangu.

Aliongeza.

Mimi ni mluo na kuna marafiki wangu ambao walikuwa wakiniambia kuwa nafaa kumtenga kwani yeye sio wa kabila langu.

Lakini the strength of a man is measured by the length you will go for your wife. The recent events have brought me closer to God kwani wakati mwingine najipata naomba ama marafiki zangu wananipa nguvu. 

Ilikuaje: Niliwachana na baba wa mtoto wangu kabla ya kujua nina uja uzito – Pierra Makena

Onyango anasema kuwa tendo hilo limemfunza kuwa maisha ni mafupi na yaweza badilika wakati wowote.

Aliongeza kuwa serikali yafaa iangazie mambo ya matibabu kwani pia wao hawakuwa wanasaidika katika zile hospitali walizotembelea.

Ukitembea hizi hospitali za umma unaeza shangaa, mimi hujiuliza mbona hawa madaktari mbona huwa wanagoma kwani hawafanyi kazi inavyofaa.

 

What a legend! Kipchoge donates Olympic winning shoe for exhibition

Olympic Champion and reigning world marathon record holder Eliud Kipchoge has donated one of the shoes he wore on his way to victory during the Rio 2016 Olympics.

Kipchoge donated the winning left shoe.

‘You are the reason for my success,’ – Eliud Kipchoge writes after scooping another award

The shoe will be on display at the six-month “Heritage World Athletics Championships Exhibition” which is set to open in Doha on April 18, 2019.

Upon donating the shoe, Kipchoge expressed joy knowing that his career “Will be permanently represented in the IAAF Heritage Collection.”

The 2018 IAAF World Athlete of the Year also gave a signed copy of the book containing his world record run experience in Berlin.

“My running career has still far to go but I’m proud to donate one of my shoes from my Rio victory to be preserved for future generations of fans and publicly displayed. I hope it helps to motivate more people to take up the wonderful sport of running.” Kipchoge was quoted by IAAF.

Eliud Kipchoge wins again! 15th Soya awards go down and here are the winners(photos)

On Thursday, 18 April, IAAF president Sebastian Coe alongside Dahlan Al Hamad, will officially open the much anticipated heritage exhibition in the City Center Doha, Qatar’s largest shopping mall.