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‘Bwanangu Hunipea Lipunda Hadi Natorokea Kwa Jirani,’ Confesses Kenyan Woman

One Kenyan woman left listeners in stitches when she confessed to running to her neighbors house thanks to her husband’s sexual appetite.

According to the lady who was contributing on Annitah Raey’s ‘Sema na Raey’ mid-morning show, she has been married for four years and not a single day has passed without her husband asking for his marital right.

She claims that she has tried to talk the hubby about coming up with a sex calendar but all her efforts have so far bore no fruits.

Read her confession below.

Mimi nimeolewa kwa miaka minne na sisi hushiriki mapenzi kila siku ya wiki. Hata nikijaribu kupanga kalenda nikimwambia jinsi ya kujipanga yeye hukubali kwanza lakini usiku naskia ashafanya mambo. Mimi huchoka sana na nafinyika hadi siku zingine mimi hutorokea kwa jirani. She said.

After listening to her hilarious confession, other listeners called in to weigh in on the issue as they opened up on sex calendar with their partners.

Bibi yangu ameniweka na masharti eti twende Mombasa raha Monday, Wednesday na Friday pekee yake. Na unajua mimi vile nina nguvu siwezi vumilia. Na tukienda raundi mbili anaamka kupika ugali eti akule. One male caller said.

Another chimed in: Mimi time table yangu ni ya kila siku ya wiki na kile iko ni mimi huenda raundi mbili pekee kila siku.

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Huyu Ndio Akuku Danger: Ronaldinho Set To Marry Two Women At The Same Time!

Brazilian footballer Ronaldinho is reportedly set to marry two women at the same time.

The 38-year-old is allegedly living with ‘fiancees’ Priscilla Coelho and Beatriz Souza at his £5million Rio de Janeiro mansion, and are planning on taking the next step – with both of them – in August.

Ronaldinho, whose full name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, will wed his two partners in a private ceremony in the mansion, Brazilian media reports.

Bigamy is illegal in Brazil, and is punishable by up to six years in prison, however it is likely that a potential ‘wedding’ would simply be a ceremony with the two women and not registered as two official marriages.

The former Barcelona star allegedly started dating Beatriz in 2016, but continued his relationship with Priscilla, which began several years earlier.

According to reports, both lovers receive an ‘allowance’ of around £1,500 from the footballer to spend as they wish.

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He also reportedly always gives the two the exact same presents, including recently buying them the same perfume during a trip abroad together.

Ronaldinho asked both for their hands in marriage in January last year and gave them both engagement rings, columnist Leo Dias claims in Brazil’s O Dia newspaper.

The star’s sister, Deisi, who is against her brother’s polygamy, has already said she won’t be attending, according to Dias.

However, when the rumours of the engagement were first published last year, Ronaldinho took to social media to deny them.

‘Do not believe in any news, the day I get engaged, I will tell you,’ the footballer wrote on Twitter.

Despite his denial, rumours are spreading about the upcoming ceremony, with local media claiming Brazilian singer Jorge Vercillo, who is Ronaldinho’s neighbour, has  been confirmed as responsible for the wedding music.

Both Priscilla and Beatriz are from Belo Horizonte, the city where the footballer played with Atletico Mineiro, leading the club to its first Copa Libertadores title in 2012.

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24 Years Later, The Mulee’s Are Still The Most Romantic Couple We Know

By now you probably know how Jacob ‘Ghost’ Mulee met his gorgeous wife, Carol.

According to the breakfast presenter, the two met in a Matatu over 25 years ago with ghost stealing Carol’s heart with his contagious laughter and like they say, the rest is history.

AUDIO: Find out why Ghost Mulee is the most romantic Radio Jambo presenter

24 years and three beautiful kids later, the fiery love and romance that bound the two lovebirds together remains strong. Ghost Mulee, who’s entire life has revolved around football, took some time to take his family on a ‘football tour’ a while back, with the former Harambee Stars player turned coach hinting that his elder son, Jesse, is set to follow in his footsteps.

In the tour, the Mulees serenaded each other at Kasarani stadium with romance written all over their faces.

PHOTOS: Meet Radio Jambo Presenter Ghost Mulee’s First Lady!

On Sunday morning, Mulee posted a romantic photo of his wife feeding him birthday cake, weeks after his birthday, which Mrs. Mulee missed out on.

My sweet wife Carol surprised me with a birthday cake yesterday. Read Mulee’s caption accompanied by a photo of them. 24 years ago is when we met. Only God has brought us this far Have a blessed Sunday!!!.

Ain’t the Mulee’s the most romantic couple we know?

Check out the photo below.

Police in Eldoret arrest woman for cutting off her husband’s private parts

Police in Eldoret have arrested a woman for cutting off her husband’s private parts after a domestic quarrel.

Eldoret West OCPD Samwel Mutunga says the incident occurred at Shauri estate and that the woman would be arraigned in court today (Thursday)

The man was rushed to the Moi Referral Hospital where doctors carried out an operation to restore the man’s private parts. He is recuperating at the hospital.

Still in Eldoret, disaster management teams in counties in the North Rift have been put on alert following heavy rains that have caused rivers to burst their banks in some areas.

60-year-old Man Found Murdered And His Private Parts Severed Off

Uasin Gishu County Commissioner Abdi Hassan says the teams are working round the clock to ensure they respond to any emergencies as a result of the floods.

Several roads and bridges in Nandi, Elgeyo Marakwet and Uasin Gishu have been cut off following landslide caused by rains.

-Mathews Ndanyi

Kenyan Man who stabbed son to death while fighting his wife, commits suicide in police cell

A man who stabbed his son to death during a fight with his wife has committed suicide in police cells.

Eutycus Githinji hanged himself with his shoe laces at Huruma police station, where he was remanded by a court. His body was found hanging from the window of the cells’ toilets.

Githinji, 45, was arrested last Monday, weeks after he stabbed his stepson with a kitchen knife and went into hiding.

Dennis Mwema, 18, was stabbed on May 9 at their Huruma home as he attempted to stop Githinji from beating his mother Eunice Wanza. Mwema was confirmed dead at hospital.

Wanza, 37, sustained minor injuries.  She reported the matter to officers at the Huruma station.

She said Mwema was stabbed with a kitchen knife.

Wanza had been married to Githinji for eight years. He returned home drunk at 3am and the two got into a verbal altercation, which turned into a fistfight.

Mwema was asleep but woke up to rescue his mother. Githinji turned on his stepson with kicks and blows.

He dragged Mwema into the kitchen, where he stabbed him. Neighbours said they heard Wanza screaming for help.

Yesterday, Nairobi DCI chief Ireri Kamwende said police are investigating Githinji’s death.

Mwema’s case is among many where children are caught up in fights between their parents.

In March, police in Voi arrested a woman who allegedly killed her one-week-old son following a domestic squabble with her husband.

Taita Taveta police boss Fredrick Ochieng said Esther Wanjala, 27, is suspected of suffocating the baby during the fight at their home in Dambi village, Sagalla location.

-The Star

Let’s take it back with this TBT playlist with SONGA by Safaricom

As always, Thursdays are meant for throwing it back, be it through fashion, songs, movies or those photos you look at and ask yourself, what was I even thinking?

Kama K, kama kawa, the latest and dopest music app in town, SONGA by Safaricom has got you on that TBT playlist that will remind you of the days when music started.

Today’s playlist we have Joe, TLC, Jazmine Sullivan and Genuwine.

Now sit back, relax and enjoy some good old jams.

Stutter – Joe

Waterfalls – TLC

Need U Bad – Jazmine Sullivan

Tell me do you wanna – Genuwine

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Katambe Tena! EPL 2018-19 Will Be Like 2010 When Mourinho, Emery And Guardiola Clashed

Former Psg manager Unai Emery was unveiled on Wednesday as Arsenal’s new coach following the departure of long serving tactician Arsene Wenger.

The 46-year-old Spaniard joins a list of other A-list managers in the English Premier League who’s aim is to claim the 2018-19 premier league title among an array of other domestic and European trophies.

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Interestingly enough, did you know the league next season will look more of a De Javu for Emery who previously managed Sevilla and Valencia in La Liga when he realizes he will be up against his former competitors; Manchester City’s Pep Guardiola (Formerly Barcelona), Man  United’s Jose Mourinho (formerly Real Madrid) Spurs Mauricio Pochettino (Formely Espanyol) and West Ham’s Manu Pelllegrini (formely Malaga).

Well let the new season begin yo!

🇪🇸 2010/11 La Liga Managers:

Guardiola – Barcelona
Mourinho – Madrid
Pochettino – Espanyol
Pellegrini – Malaga
Emery – Valencia

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2018/19 PL Managers:

Guardiola – Man City
Mourinho – Man Utd
Pochettino – Spurs
Pellegrini – West Ham
Emery – Arsenal

PATANISHO: Nilimpenda Mke Wangu Hata Baada Ya Kuniambukiza Maradhi

Chris Alituma ujumbe akiomba apatanishwe na mama mkwe akidai ndoa yake ipo mashakani.

Tulikosana naye kwa mda wa miezi mitatu iliyopita. Mimi makosa yangu ni kuwa nilikuwa nafanya kazi ya jua kali na mke wangu alikuwa anataka nimtafutie kazi wakati tulikuwa tunaishia Bungoma.

Nilimpigia simu nilipofika Nairobi na hakuwa anajibu na kumbe alikuja akashikana na kijana wa kinyozi. Nilimpata na mtoto mmoja nami nikaingia kwa ndoa na mtoto mmoja.

Nilimpata na ugonjwa nami nikaadhirika na nikaamua kumpenda na kuishi naye kwa miaka saba bila shida yoyote. Sasa yule kijana aliposhika simu nikamueleza ukweli wa mambo na nikamwambia aanze kumeza madawa.

Sasa aliporudi kwa hasira nikampiga na akaondoka na kurudi nyumbani. Mama mkwe naye nilimtumia ujumbe mbaya wakati mke wangu alikataa kushika simu zangu.

Pata uhondo kamili.

Omera Give Me Fis! Trying To Get Kids? Study Finds A Diet Rich In Seafood Boosts Libido

Eating a diet rich in seafood may help couples get pregnant faster, a new study suggests.

Couples who ate a lot of seafood tended to have sex more often and conceive faster than other couples, researchers from Harvard University found.

Prior studies have linked the consumption of fish high in omega-3 fatty acids, such as salmon and tuna, to increased progesterone levels, shorter time to pregnancy, and better semen quality.

With 15 to 25 percent of couples unable to conceive after a year, researchers hope the findings can help increase the chances of pregnancy without medical assistance.

For the study, 500 Michigan and Texas couples from the Longitudinal Investigation of Fertility and the Environment (LIFE) Study were followed for one year.

To determine the relationship between seafood intake and time to pregnancy, participants recorded their seafood intake and sexual activity in daily journals.

Findings showed that 92 percent of couples who ate seafood more than twice a week were pregnant after 12 months in comparison with 79 percent among couples consuming less seafood.

Additionally, when both partners consumed eight or more four-ounce servings per menstrual cycle, the frequency of sexual intercourse was almost 22 percent higher.

If both partners consumed seafood the same day, the odds of having sex were 39 percent higher compared to couples where neither partner consumed seafood.

‘One of the surprising finds was that male intake seemed just as important as the female intake,’ Dr Audrey Gaskins, a research associate at Harvard TH Chan School of Public Health, told Daily Mail Online.

‘We often forget about how the male component is just as important as the female component when it comes to conceiving.

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Hongera! Brand Kenya Appoints Shujaa Team As Kenyan Global Ambassadors

Brand Kenya Board has appointed the Kenya Sevens national team, Shujaa, as brand ambassadors to promote Kenya over the next eight months.

Kenya sevens team ready to bounce back after Hong Kong heartbreak

Brand Kenya Board Direct Chris Diaz said, “This partnership will provide Brand Kenya with the platform to engage both the local and international community with positive messaging about Kenya.

Having Shujaa as part of the country’s global ambassadors will enable the board to activate a local and global campaign, given that rugby remains one of the biggest social events in the world.”

We thank brand Kenya for coming through at a very difficult time. We are happy that rugby plays a significant part in promoting Kenya as a destination,” added Kenya Rugby Union Chairman Richard Omwela.

Oscar Ayodi Named Kenya Sevens Skipper For The Rest Of The Season

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