PATANISHO: Ukibadilika nitajua tu kwani CCTV Ni mob

Baba Mary belle aliomba apatanishwe na mkewe bi Mary belle, akidai walikosana tena na angepata apatanishwe.

Tulikosana mwezi ulioisha baada ya kwenda nyumbani na kumkosa. Nilipompigia simu aliniambia kuwa nafaa kufanya urafiki na pombe.

Sinywi pombe nyingi lakini si unajua mwanaume lazima apanguze vumbi akitoka kazini.

Sijamuoa ki rasmi kwani mimi ni generation ya microwave na ilikuwa tu ile ya come we stay.

PATANISHO: Sina wanawake wengine hao ni ma customers!

Jamaa ana miaka 29 huku mkewe akiwa na miaka 23. Wawili hao wamekuwa kwa ndoa ya miaka mitatu na tayari wana mtoto mmoja.

Anajua chenye alinifanyia na awachane tu na mimi, alisema mama Mary belle. 

Hata kama mungu aliamua tuwe pamoja hakuna mahali ali sign. Wewe ile time utawacha kuoa pombe na marafiki zako utanitafuta na ukibadilika nitajua kwani CCTV ni nyingi.

Alisema Serah akisisitiza kuwa mumewe akibadilika atarudi.

Mumewe aliongeza kuwa alianza kubugia pombe kutoka akiwa kidato cha pili na ameshindwa kuwacha kwani yeye hunywa akisombwa na mawazo.

PATANISHO: Mume wangu hutaka tufanye mapenzi hadi nikiwa na periods

 

PATANISHO: Bwanangu alinifukuza na mtoto wangu usiku

Bwana David alituma ujumbe akiomba apatanishwe na mkewe bi Teresia ambaye walikosania swala la marafiki ambao alikuwa anatembea nao.

“Aki nimekuja Radio Jambo kwa sababu tulizungumza na sielewi mbona hutaki kurudi. Aki nisamehe sitarudia tena.” Alijitetea David huku Teresia akimshawishi atafute mke mwingine kwani amechosha na vituko vyake.

“Sasa wewe unajua makosa yako na wacha nikwambie, wewe tafuta bibi mwingine wachana na mimi. Mimi nimesha move on kwa sababu mimi siwezi ishi na wewe. Hakuna mambo ya kushinda nikirudia vitu wewe unajua kenye nilifanya kwa hivyo nimechoka, wachana na mimi.” Alisema Teresia kabla ya kukata mawasiliano.

Kulingana na David yeye hana habari ni nini haswa alifanya na anataka aambiwe ili ajirekebishe kwani alifikiri ni kitu kidogo kiliwakosanisha.

Nilikuwa nachelewa nje na marafiki zangu, saa zingine nakosa kazi mchana na inapatikana jioni na sikujua mambo yalikuwa yamefika hapo.” Alijitetea bwana David.

Teresia alisisitiza kuwa bwanake alimuoa na mtoto na hamtaki kwani akipata shida hataki kumsaidia.

Nikimwambia mtoto ana shida hataki kuskia kwani ana biashara ya pikipiki lakini hataki kumsaidia hata fare ya mia mbilihawezi nisaidia. Isitoshe kuna siku alinifukuza na mtoto usiku.” Aliongeza Teresia.

Pata uhondo kamili.

PATANISHO: Licha Ya Kumpoteza Mwanao, Lydia Na David Warudiana

Uchungu wa mzazi aujuaye mzazi wahenga hawakukosea waliponena.

Hili lilibainika asubuhi ya Jumatano wakati wazazi wawili, Lydia na David, ambao wanaomboleza kifo cha mwanao walipo sameheana na kurudiana licha ya masaibu yaliyowakumba ambayo yalipelekea matukio hayo ya kutoa moyo.

PATANISHO: Juma Na Akinyi Washindwa Kupatana

Kulingana na Lydia ambaye alituma ujumbe akiomba apatanishwe na mumewe wa miaka minne, walikosana mwaka uliopita kwa madai kuwa David alikuwa na mpango wa kando.

Lydia ambaye alikuwa amejifungua siku chache kabla ya kisa hicho, alikasirishwa na matukio hayo na kwa hasira akatoka na kumwacha mwanao.

Aliongeza kuwa siku chache baadaye alipata habari kuwa David alimtupa mwanao ambaye aliokolewa na wasamaria wema, waliompeleka mtoto huyo katika makao ya watoto.

PATANISHO: Charles Amsamehe Eliza Na Kumchukua Kama Mke Wa Pili

Miezi kadhaa baadaye, mtoto huyo aliaga dunia. Kisa hicho ndicho kilicho waunganisha wapenzi hawa wawili ambao waliamua kusahau yaliyopita na kuganga yajayo, kwa kusameheana na kurudiana.

PATANISHO: Peninah Amsamehe Patrick Baada Ya Kula Kiapo

Skiza kanda hii.

 

PATANISHO: Joyce akataa kurudiana na David baada ya kumpoteza mwanao

Hapo jana waskilizaji wa Jambo walipata vituko na uhondo kabamabe wakti bwana David alipoomba apatanishwe na mkewe Joyce.

Kulingana na David, walitengana na mkewe ambaye ni mganda kwa mda wa mwezi mmoja kisa na maana; Wawili hao waliingia kwa ndoa mapema na Joyce hakupata mda wa kuponda raha jinsi alivyotaka au alivyotamani.

PATANISHO: Drama As Siblings Fail To Reconcile Over Incest

Baada ya Joyce kupigiwa simu, alikiri kuwa alitoweka kwao baada ya David kuumpa mimba na kukana mwanawe.

Joyce aliyejawa na majonzi alisimulia jinsi alivyompoteza mwanao tumboni na licha ya hayo yote, bwana David hakumshughulikia na isitoshe aliwatuma wanao wengine mashinani.

PATANISHO: Angeline Amsamehe Fred Licha Yake Kumshuku Kuwa Na Mpango Wa Kando

Licha ya bwana huyu kumbembeleza na kutishia kutoa uhai wake kama bibiye hatamrudia, Joyce hakuwa na mda wa kubadilisha uamuzi wake.

Pata uhondo kwenye kanda ifuatayo.

Ospina says Arsenal over Euro shock

David Ospina insists Arsenal’s Champions League shock at the hands of Monaco is now behind them ahead of their visit to struggling QPR on Wednesday.

Arsene Wenger’s side responded positively to their devastating 3-1 Champions League last 16 first leg defeat against Monaco by beating Everton 2-0 at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday.

The victory helped draw a line under a loss that means the Gunners go into the second leg tie in Monaco knowing their prospects of reaching the quarter-finals are slim.

Instead, Arsenal’s best prospects of success this season now lies in ensuring they achieve a top four finish in the Premier League and advance in the FA Cup.

Manchester City’s weekend defeat at Liverpool means Wenger’s men have progressed to within four points of Manuel Pellegrini’s second-placed side and will maintain the pressure on the champions if they can claim three points at Loftus Road.

Chris Ramsey’s side are battling for their Premier League survival and Arsenal will start clear favourites when they return to north London having secured a seventh win in eight league games.

Ospina, the Gunners goalkeeper, is confident Arsenal’s shaken belief has been restored by the win over Everton and they can now look forward to the closing weeks of the season.

“We were not nervous, we were sad after the Monaco result but in football you have to pick yourselves up quickly,” he said.

“Obviously it was a tough night but you have always got to bounce back and Everton was a great way to show that we had done that.

“After what happened against Monaco, the only thing that was important was to win the big game to continue increasing our confidence and keeping heading up the table.

“Now we are already thinking about the next one, which is QPR.”

The prospect of challenging City for second place is another incentive but Ospina insists nobody at the Emirates Stadium is looking too far ahead.

“We know we are close to them now but we need to concentrate on ourselves and not think about them. We will keep doing our job, picking up points and then see what happens,” he added.

QPR lie fourth bottom, separated from the relegation places only by goal difference and must improve on a disastrous run of form that has brought just one win in their last nine league games.

Their last outing ended in defeat at fellow strugglers Hull with Joey Barton sent off, ensuring the midfielder will be suspended against Arsenal.

Barton’s actions drew criticism from teammate Charlie Austin and Ramsey will hope his decision to take advantage of a free weekend and take his squad away on a five-day training camp in Dubai has rejuvenated and united his under-performing squad.

Director of football Les Ferdinand said: “It’s been a vitally important trip for us, especially with what lies ahead between now and the end of the season.

“Chris has only been in charge a short time, so this week away has given him and the other coaches an ideal opportunity to work with the team.

“He has come in and is putting his stamp on things. He’s implementing his ideas and the lads are buying into it. There’s been a great response from the players.”

Of the pitch, QPR could at least point to some good news after this week announcing the losses incurred during last season in the Championship were unexpectedly low at £9.8 million.

But there is a real risk Ramsey’s side could be making an immediate return to the second tier unless the new manager, installed following the departure of Harry Redknapp after the January transfer window, can turn things around.

“We’ve got a dozen games left and we know what we’ve got to do,” Ferdinand added.

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