"We know you are Johnny Walker Black Label celebrating 12 years. We know you fear neither governors nor any other person," Lusaka said as he tapped the bottle.
"Energise our crucial body organs to perform progressive work, be it seducing widows."
Dressed in a red t-shirt and black trousers, Lusaka beseeched the alcohol not to "muddle our minds and render us useless."
The county boss who spoke in the Luhya language asked Johnny Walker not to deplete their strength or push them to bestiality.
"Help us perform what you mandated us. As we open the bottle, we proceed knowing Masinde Muliro, Wachiye Wanaumbwa and all those who left us. The late Ntimama has joined them and baba Lusaka is also there," he said.
Amid laughs by residents, the Governor asked the alcohol to give them strength in the knees.
"...and all body organs especially the lower abdomen for proper use. Okay, you may let the music now play," he said.
Lusaka could not be reached for comment.
-The Star