Are these the worst Valentine gift? Check out the gifts that will guarantee you a night on the couch

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With Valentine’s Day fast approaching we’ve rounded up some of the strangest seasonal gifts being shared online from bizarre heart-shaped steaks to ‘brief jerky’ edible underwear.

If your other half is a meat lover they’re in for a treat this Valentine’s as some grocery stores are selling meat in the shape of a heart.

Apparently meat is quite a popular present choice this year as you can also buy your partner ‘brief’ jerky edible underwear.

Another very strange gift is a product called ‘fat girl six pack,’ a tummy toning gel, that promises to get you tight and toned for the big evening.

f you and your partner are literally joined at the hip then you’re going to want to invest in a pair of ‘fundies,’ the underwear that is apparently ‘built for two.’

Their tagline reads ‘half the fun is getting in them, the other half’s up to you.’

For the more forward-thinking and practical couples out there, Ikea has you covered. On their site they say they’re giving parents-to-be a free cot, exclusively on Valentine’s Day.

If you’re looking for a more tongue-in-cheek present, bold partners can get their significant others a book titled ‘How to be a better wife.’