This time around, a horny Kenyan left us in awe when he confessed that he is dating two ladies separately and to make matters worse, both are expecting his babies in a few months time.
You think that's all? Well how about the fact that he put in a good word to one of the ladies who agreed to employ her 'competitor' in her business?. Yes I can almost see your reaction.
So according to the sharp shooter, he met one of them back in his rural home a few years back while she was still in school and the two had a great relationship. The two lovebirds promised to marry each other in future once the lady was done with her high school education.
This ninja then landed a job in Nairobi and upon relocating, he met another beautiful lady and one thing led to another and boom! He impregnated her.
Two months later he linked up with his 'Village sweetheart' and before she knew it, she was expecting the sperm donor's child as well.
To make things right, he asked her to relocate to Nairobi and he helped her land a job at his other mistress's shop who made sure she was the highest earning employee. Call it 'kurudisha mkono'.
Read his confession below.
Kuna msichana tulikutana naye 2016 akiwa shuleni na nikamkatia hadi akaingia box. Sasa kuna vile tuliweka ahadi yaani tutaoana, alimaliza shule mwaka uliopita na kwa hiyo harakati nilikuwa nafanya kazi Nairobi.
Sasa kwa hiyo harakati nikaangukia mwingine Nairobi na sahii ana mimba ya miezi mitano na huyo mwingine ana mimba ya miezi mitatu.
Huyu mwenye alimaliza shule last year nilimtafutia kazi Nairobi kwa yule mwenye ana mimba ya miezi mitano na isitoshe hajui mimba ya boss wake kama ni yangu.
He added, Sasa nashindwa siri yangu nitobokee bibi yangu au? Yule aliyemaliza shule mwaka uliopita ndiye naishi naye na ni mdogo kimiaka kuliko boss wake.
Boss wake hana shida na anajua kuwa yeye ndio bibi yangu. Unajua hata wakifanya kazi, bibi yangu ndiye hulipwa pesa nyingi kuliko hao wengine lakini bibi yangu hajui kama wali share kuni moja.
Listen to the hilarious clip below.
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